Damn it feels good go be a banker

Street Fight!!

the battle between bankers and consultants!!!

that's really hilarious!!! XD



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lyrics----------



[Hot Dog Vendor]

Bankers and Consultants, it's time to squash the beef

Gonna settle this now

Right here on the street

Uh-oh-oh-oh

Uh-oh-oh-oh



[Consultant]

M C.K. Prahalad (echoes)

MCKinse

It's about to get weird...



You bankers don't have a clue, better take some courses

I'm on some Jedi mind sh*t, using all five forces

Work hard, play hard even your mom thinks you're a tool

Be a burnout banker, teaching math at my prep school

I make sick decks

I use the three C's -

Chicks, Cash, Cristal, that's my only strategy

You're playing with Excel doing nothing but grunt work

I'm analyzing both qualitative AND quantitative research

(OH!)

You slave away, another piece of the machine

I make a really significant impact and get home by 7:15

I work half the time you do, I know you must hate this

Hold up... I'm about to put you in a two-by-two matrix

I'm the star homey, your a*s is a cog

You're in the lower-right quadrant but you still aint my dog

(OH SH*T!)

And I know something about you...

You went to Walt Whitman - that's a PUBLIC SCHOOL!



Hot Dog Vendor

Oooh Sh****t! The consultant straight ripped it,

Now let's see if the bankers can kick it.



[Banker]

Button collar, Kenneth Coles.

Sh*t son, your blackberry's like four year's old.

While you're out mining for gold out in saskatchewan

I'm going for bronze at the tanning salon

You try to add value...I straight create it

You get one sh*tty idea then take six months just to bake it.

Still get paid in a recession, homey you know this.

Where's the dow at? (11,000!)

Still bigger than your bonus.

I got a house in the Hamptons and a penthouse loft

But you've got intangibles, is that why your skills are so soft?

Over at 1OAK the bouncer looks at you sideways

Get back to your roots, there's no line at TGI Friday's

Hypothetical scenario: you get into the joint

You still can't buy bottles with Starwood Points

Free on nights and weekends with no discernable skill

Not sure if you're a consultant or my cell phone bill

Might work 100-hour weeks, barely sleep

Do some blow off my desk when I'm eight red bulls deep

Compared to what you do, my job's a challenge

I like my bank roll, bro

KEEP YOUR F#$*ING WORK-LIFE BALANCE



This is Wall St., b#$*h, you don't belong here

I'm your greatest fear, the sh*t you wish you could be

but are two weak to get near

Is it starting to make sense?

Is it starting to come clear?

Here.



Take this mouse and get back to making $60K a year



Hot Dog Vendor

That's not a lot of money,

We found out who's the real gangster, sing it with me now



Damn it Feels Good to Be a Banker

Oh Oh Oh!

Damn it feels good go be a banker.

Banker.



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brilliant!!

the lyrics are simply full of witty and bitching!

damn! I don't think I can even make 60K per year!!